Finally! I Reveal What's REALLY Distracting Patricia

Is it too late to do this? I hope not. I'm operating on Eddie-time as per usual. However, the extra time has allowed me to ascertain beyond the shadow of a doubt what is truly distracting Patricia:

Either she wants a cute, cuddly kitten of her own...

(Oh come on! You saw that one coming!)

Or, she's haunted by the image of the most disturbing comic cover ever!


Now you know.