You know you're a junker when...

According to the part of the state where I was raised, I should be wearing lots of blue and screaming about how the Cats are gonna stomp Louisville on Saturday.  According to the town where I live, red should be my color of choice as I call out for Wildcat blood.

Yes, it's a historic match-up.  Yes, it's a classic collegiate rivalry.

But, me?  I'm reading the paper these days, shaking my head, and saying:

"Damn!  Another Saturday of low booth sales!"

Yep, I'm a junker!

However, I do wish that I had a stash of UK and UL items to put out for sale right now.  That stuff is popping up everywhere all over town!