PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

We interrupt this blog to bring  you this notice from the Committee to Endlessly Extract Dubiously Humorous Posts from the Simple Act of Washing Junk.* (Also known at the Division for the Continued Flagellation of Deceased Equines.)

It's time...

...to wet...

...your whistles!

Please proceed accordingly.

*You can take this as confirmation a warning that there will be more of these posts.  The Committee extends its regrets.