My favorite part about these little hospital sojourns is the drugs. Really.
They told me that I was going to be getting a "Purple Power Port." Seriously. Ever since it went in, I've been shouting "Purple Power Port Engage!" in hopes of transforming into some sort of gigantic, mechanical dinosaur, but nothing so far. I think I'm not doing something right with my hands. When it heals more, I'm going to try smacking the port and shouting. That seems to work for the Power Rangers.
I also got to wear a styling hat.
