What the hell? (Part 2)

Remember this pic from Tuesday?

See that multi-colored thing in the front-center?  It's a homemade bean bag frog with googly eyes.  So, right after I took that pic, I turned it over to see where the best place to put the price might be.

This is what I found:

Really?  I can't decide if it's a velcro patch where a certain anatomical part has been yanked off or an odd representation of another anatomical part.

Either way, all I can say is

Really?

What the?

So I'm having breakfast in a cafeteria I go to the other day and I got to noticing the decorations.  And then these caught my eye:

Seriously.  What the hell are those things?  Christmas frogs?  The Martian elf contigent?  A bizarre chapter of the Nutcracker that I am not aware of? 

I admit that the last one is quite possible as I really know next to nothing of the Nutcracker Suite.

Should I be afraid?