The North Pole was attacked this week by a bunch of half-crazed, holiday-hating, sword-wielding ninja warriors. The elves and the reindeer fought back valiantly, but the outcome was never really in doubt. When you spend your life teaching folks to be good all the time, your self-defense skills aren't always up to par.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!!!!
3 comments:
not sure, after this sucky year, that I can handle that...
and here I am trying to be all 'Merry & Bright'
Bah Humbug!
Okay, Eddie, scrape that Santa head off the floor and use what's left of your holiday spirit to FIX him. Quit terrifying Johnny with North Pole attack stories. We all know Santa went back in time to the French revolution and was guillotined.
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