FLEE! DO NOT OPEN
THE CONTAINMENT POD!!!
DON'T GET ANY CLOSER!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY? I SAID:
"DO NOT GET ANY CLOSER!"
WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?????
Somehow, knowing that this is the name of this thing only makes it creepier. I imagine some evil, floating entity waiting to feast of the still-beating hearts of sacrificial victims.
I'm sure this tagline is only a ploy to lure you close enough for it to eat your eyeballs.
For the record, this scary-ass thing is not in my booth.