Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Working It, Amazon Style!

Because I was feeling a little goofy the other day By popular demand, here's a demo of the proper technique for using the Ancient Amazon Decorated Iron Throwing Wheel.  After all, bonking mythological menaces should always be done with the proper form.

Artemis says so.

So does Zeus.

Aphrodite doesn't have an opinion one way or the other, but she's always been a little difficult.

Grab your practice wheel and head outside.  You need a lot of room to practice Throwing Wheel Technique, especially if you collect Ming Vases.


Swing it out!

Hold it high!

Swing it out again!

Swing it the other way!

Two-handed toss!
DON'T FORGET YOUR BATTLE CRY!

Enough practice!  Time for battle.  Grab your Wheel and head out on the quest for glory.  You're ready to bean a few Titans!!

I know I'm going to end up regretting this when that last pic becomes a meme somewhere.

Let's have a round of applause for my photographer.  He puts up with so much.

5 comments:

Linda @ A La Carte said...

This is amazing and so funny! Thank you for taking the time to share the correct technique of Amazon style! Hugs!!!
Linda

Sandy in PA said...

You should make an aerobics video. Who needs a kettlebell, anyway, when you have a soon to be patented Classic Exercise Wheel Thingy?

Shara said...

*clap*clap*clap for the Photographer. I have an old wagon wheel - would that work for this method? i shall give it a whirl later. Literally.

We are: Clamco said...

Made my day! :-D

Judy coggins said...

Such form! Such grace! An Olympic contender for sure. Awesome action photographer!