Showing posts with label Poor Johnny!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poor Johnny!. Show all posts

Friday, December 23, 2016

Poor Johnny!

So you see, Johnny.


When Santa found out just exactly how bad you've been this year, is head blew right off his shoulders.

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!!!!


AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

Friday, December 16, 2016

Poor Johnny!

So you see, Johnny.


Mrs. Claus found out what really happens on those "holiday planning trips" that Santa takes every spring with the Easter Bunny.  What happened next wasn't pretty.

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!!! 

 

Friday, December 09, 2016

Poor Johnny!

So you see, Johnny.


The North Pole was attacked this week by a bunch of half-crazed, holiday-hating, sword-wielding ninja warriors.  The elves and the reindeer fought back valiantly, but the outcome was never really in doubt.  When you spend your life teaching folks to be good all the time, your self-defense skills aren't always up to par.

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!!!!